Listen up. I know you are out there somewhere. Not exactly sure precisely, but I know you are out there. The second annual Interntional Hermit Convention is now in the planing stage. It will be held in an undisclosed location in June or maybe in July maybe. There are no reserved seats,and the press will not be admitted. Guest speakers may or may not attend according to how they feel that day. There will be no parking, no standing, no left turns, no u turns, no cross walking, no smoking, no littering, no running, and no skate boarding. We ask you to keep off the grass, return the empties, post no bills, keep to your right, and keep all doors closed. Additionally there’s no swimming, no fishing, no hunting, no refunds, and no scheduled announcements. We hope you enjoy your stay whoever you are. Where ever you are go visit hermitcentral.com