Are you sick with a cold Is your auto-immune system smashed upon the rocks Chicken soup not working Tried voodoo medicine to no avail Do you have that nagging cough over and over again Hour after hour Coughing and coughing All of Western medicine acupuncture transcendental meditation herbs potions all failed That cough That nagging cough persists It is dragging you down We have the cure We can stop that nagging cough Not in three to four days Not in two hours and not in twenty to thirty minutes but instantly Yes instantly No elixirs syrups capsules tablets or injections either Smith Brothers Cough Drops You must be kidding You got the wrong bunch of Smiths What you need is Smith and Wesson The instant cure Never cough again It’s Smith and Wesson guaranteed to stop that nagging cough instantly Smith and Wesson known to work the world over Stops that barking dog Eliminates those noisy neighbors Smith and Wesson Try it Give it a shot Your relatives and friends will thank you a lot Smith and Wesson aims to help
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I am beginning to think that you have something there. It could be the answer.
Better than pot and smokin’ hot.
“Geeze,” he says (cough, cough). “Now I wish I had a .38 Wesson under my bed instead of that cheap old .22 Remington.” (cough, cough) “But then again,” he thinks (cough, cough), “maybe it might work…if I quickly squeezed off more than one shot.”
Which he decides to try. And sure enough, after the third round that tiresome ‘cough, cough’ finally does stop.
“Praise the lord…” he faintly says, as his eyes close, his knees buckle, and to the floor he drops.
Still, there’s little doubt about it…a Wesson definitely wudda been a faster, easier, classier way ta go!
