Mitt Romney Newt Gingrich Ron Paul and Rick Santorum are still drawing nice crowds to their debates They are doing so well in fact the GOP has decided to expand the debate schedule They will debate Mahmoud Ahmedinejad in Tehran February twelfth Kim Jung-un in Pyongyang March seventeenth Vladimir Putin in historic Stalingrad March twenty-eighth and Miss Armstrong’s fifth grade class at Jefferson grade school in Decatur Illinois April seventh Debate memorabilia and bags of kettle corn will be made available for sale at all the debates
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Sounds like Borowitz # 2
Ah, an upgrade from popcorn to kettle corn. Long live the circus!