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Saw this guy in a TV commercial saying how his laundry was smelling more amazing than ever  Man oh man that’s what I always wanted Smelly laundry You be in a crowd and people around you start sniffing GOD WHAT’S THAT ODOR Hey guys that’s my amazing laundry Sure I want MY laundry to smell manly you know Like coal tar or motor oil after thirty thousand miles or like over roasted Columbian coffee spread out over the ground in the hot sun for three days Amazing Ok kid Ya got a choice here We can straighten out your crooked back or you can have amazing smelling laundry What would John Wayne say OK  pilgrim Get out that scrub board why don’t ya  An pass me that amazing smelling Stetson there right next to my amazing smellin’ horse why don’t ya pilgrim

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