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After prolonged field investigations the Department of Agriculture has  determined that the tag “GMO ” should now be applied to all GOP presidential candidates No one can safely say what effects these these  GMO’s will have on the greater voting population long-term There is no documented scientific evidence showing dire consequences due to careless acts of voting in the test states of Ohio Nebraska and Wisconsin Some studies have shown however that sixty-three percent of the registered voters in those states have at one time or another stepped on a crack and broke their mother’s back A general warning has been issued by the department If you encounter one of these mutants do not attempt to approach them alone Some have exhibited an unstable condition spouting unsubstantiated remarks and mumbling something about the right to marry someone straight white and rich If you must communicate with one of these aliens always look for the label “MADE IN THE USA “

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