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Attention all flight passengers If you can show a grade school diploma you will be granted first class boarding passes to-day only provided you are able to read the airport signs correctly and are able to enter the correct gate without assistance from airport personnel This does not include any livestock or farm animals of any nature live or dead you may have brought with you

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