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Jack Sprat could eat no fat no trans fat no gluten no monoglucocytes no triglycerides no red meat no processed smoked cured sausage bacon gristle pork rinds hog jowl pigs feet ox tail no sodium phosphates no nitrates no lettuce Blue Bell ice cream no giblets no raw oysters shark fins no wooly mammoths No KFC two days old or older  no lard or linseed oil no carbon tetrachloride no mutants and absolutely no undocumented farm workers nomads or shriners and no tongue or road kill or uncooked shell fish beaver fox or black ants or termites



  1. Road kill is okay. In the South they call that fast food.


  2. Jack should be pretty healthy now.


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