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Give that cowboy next door across the hall down the next block a Sears Crapman all electric branding iron Comes with a thousand foot of cord ( ten dollars more if you want electric cord ) non slip sure grip really hip neo-plastic no-chip grip and six megabytes of storage plus a bowl of porridge and a cardboard case for storage It can guard against chigger bites fend of back bites turn on two taillights and we will toss in two tickets for  any USA overnight flights  It’s moth proof bug proof and shock proof Just turn it on get shocked and there is your proof  Yes sir The Big Dog Branding Iron hot water heater and trailer room warmer Made in Arubastan for under twenty grand


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