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Farmer John Clerkstart famed author of the book “A  Modern Day Approach To Smashing Stained Glass Windows ” has just uncovered a prehistoric seven hundred- two  pound ham bone along with what appears to be several discarded ornate carved tooth picks while digging up a potato patch for small potatoes on his two acre micro-mini farm This is the same Farmer John if you will recall whose farm-house was destroyed in the spring of 2015 by spontaneous combustion due to global warming Local news outlets have gone hog wild over this story


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