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A live chocolate moose from Tibet named Burt Please do not feed the annuals Keep the line moving and have your excommunication cards ready A memorial service for “TRUMP CHUMPS ” will be held at the Forum in Rome Domesday the twenty-third Civil War veterans will be admitted free A shipping and handling fee may apply to those who have lost their sabers We are experiencing a high volime of traffic this mornng Please wait for the next available urchin Your call will be handled in the same manner as the airlnes handle your baggage If this is an emergency we can not help but wonder why in world you are calling us Red peppers are on sale to-day A truck load  for just tweleve hundred dollars and ninety-eight cents Trucks are limied and so is our patience Amarchists and voyeurs need not apply

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