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Early this morning at about 2 pm local homeowner Clyde Hillside was found apparently dead lying on his kitchen floor The victim evidently sustained several gun shot wounds to his chest neck and face The police now have ruled out suicide and are calling this a probable homicide Along side the body a bag of  catnip was discovered Ace detective Ralph Piedmont a twenty-two year veteran of the police farce has traced the evidence to a cat belonging to a next door neighbor After surrounding the suspect dwelling the swat team broke down the front door and arrested the cat From Sad Wrap Arkansas Photos at ten

 

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