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Little Jack Horner was picked up last light by agents of the Food Safety Commission It appears that master Jack stuck his entire thumb into a Christmas pie and pulled out a plum with his dirty unwashed hands Lab tests are now being conducted looking for e coli strep rocky mountain spotted fever acetytriamylnitrate counterfeit postage stamps used washers I mean anything suspicious out of the ordinary You never know what’s inside the head of these little sniveling psychos


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