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T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring when the burglar quietly broke through the front door Man oh man you should have seen the look on that poor bastard’s face when daddy dearest all dressed up in his finest holiday pj’s peppered that guy full of holes with his brand new shot gun   Merry Christmas everyone



  1. What”s a shoot gun? I know, a gun that shoots?


  2. Actually I prefer Pepper Spray; i.e., less noisy and won’t mess up your walls and/or floor with blood. Its inflammatory effects cause the eyes to close, taking away vision. This temporary blindness allows home owners to more easily restrain subjects and permits people using pepper spray for self-defense an opportunity to escape.”


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